Confucius Was Full of Shit

Dewey. 24. Pierced. Logger. Backpacker. Survivalist. Musician. Hillbilly. Pipe smoker. Hunter. Primitive skills. Socially awkward. Quiet. Introvert.

May 20

I use my phone to do everything but talk to other people.

thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person

(via sarab34r)

sashagreystoilet:

wickedprophetconfidential:

ura-cuntt:

Life is we know it is over

EW

as long as you fucks don’t take away my nude receiving capabilities

thedailywhat:

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