Confucius Was Full of Shit

Dewey. 24. Pierced. Logger. Backpacker. Survivalist. Musician. Hillbilly. Pipe smoker. Hunter. Primitive skills. Socially awkward. Quiet. Introvert.

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Jan 7

Another repost of the newest song/shameless self promotion. Go listen!


Aug 14

My dad moved my old couch into the living room in the basement.

I saw him sitting on it just now, and all I can think is, “if you knew the things that happened on that couch, you wouldn’t be sitting on it. You’d be setting it on fire in the backyard.”


May 20

I use my phone to do everything but talk to other people.


thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

(via adamrichins)


17yr:

this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person

(via babybastet)


sashagreystoilet:

wickedprophetconfidential:

ura-cuntt:

Life is we know it is over

EW

as long as you fucks don’t take away my nude receiving capabilities


thedailywhat:

Parody Music Video of the Day: You Just Got “Reggie Rolled”

As part of YouTube’s Comedy Week, Seattle-based musician Reggie Watts presents his own rendition of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.”


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